Here are 80 of our favorite funny corny jokes guaranteed to make you laugh, even if the rational part of your brain wants to resist. We promise you, we’re not trying to sell you seeds. These best corny jokes are just for your enjoyment. READ THIS NEXT: 153 Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Hilarious.

80 Corny Dad Jokes

Read on below to get the fun started. After all, everyone loves a good dad joke, no matter how cringe-worthy. And hey, on the off chance you get zero reception for your efforts, you can always set them aside for when you have an audience with someone a little more like-minded. Like your father-in-law. Because all know that guy appreciates a good pun. Now, let’s dive in! READ THIS NEXT: 55 of the Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time. READ THIS NEXT: 120 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up. READ THIS NEXT: 165 Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Funny. READ THIS NEXT: 68 Adult Dirty Jokes So Racy You’ll Want to Cover Your Eyes. READ THIS NEXT: 75 Dark Jokes For Those Who Need a Twisted Laugh.